A little humor...floating around the 'net. Enjoy.
Smith climbs to the top of Mt. Sinai to get close enough to talk to God.
Looking up, he asks the Lord... 'God, what does a million years mean to you?'
The Lord replies, 'A minute.'
Smith asks, 'And what does a million dollars mean to you?'
The Lord replies, 'A penny.'
'Smith asks, 'Can I have a penny?'
'The Lord replies, 'In a minute.'
Joseph McCarthy goes to see Fr. O'Brien. "Father, something terrible is happening and I have to talk to you about it.'
The Fr. O'Brien asked, 'What's wrong?'
McCarthy replied, 'My wife is poisoning me.'
Fr. O'Brien, very surprised by this, asks, 'How can that be?'
He pleads, 'I'm telling you, I'm certain she's poisoning me, what should I do?'
Fr. O'Brien, the wise priest that he is, says, 'Tell you what. Let me talk to her, I'll see what I can find out and I'll let you know.'
A week later the Fr. O'Brien calls McCarthy and says, 'Well, I spoke to your wife. I spoke to her on the phone for three hours. You want my advice?'
McCarthy said yes and the good Father replied, 'Take the poison.'