Monday, February 8, 2010

A Little Monday Humor...Enjoy!

Father O'Malley rose from his bed. It was a fine spring day in his new Washington DC parish. He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of air and to see the beautiful day outside. He then noticed there was a jackass lying dead in the middle of his front lawn.

He promptly called the US House of Representatives for assistance.

The conversation went like this: "Good morning. This is speaker Pelosi.
How might I help you?"

"And the top of the day te yerself. This is Father O'Malley at St.Brigid's. There's a jackass lying dead in me front lawn. Would ye be so kind as to send a couple o' yer lads to take care of the matter?"

Speaker Pelosi, considering herself to be quite a wit, replied with a smirk,"Well now Father, it was always my impression that you people took care of last rites!"

There was dead silence on the line for a long moment.

Father O'Malley then replied: "Aye, that's certainly true, but we are also obliged to first notify the next of kin."


Anonymous said...

Why do you consider insulting people to be humor?


Why do you say I was insulting someone? I thought it was a true story!

Anonymous said...

I find your comment to be quite juvenile.


I think you need to lighten up a bit.

And thank you for visiting and reading this blog.

Anonymous said...

That reminds me. Why did the democrats adopt a donkey for their symbol? The Europeans use falcons, eagles, and griffins. We use elephants and donkeys, and the elephant isn't even indigenous to America. What's up with that?

Oh yeah, what's up with little Miss Insulted One? That was a clever joke.

By the way, ever notice that the pro-aborts are incapable of treating the pro-lifer image with clever light humor jokes. They have to go overboard and refer to pro-lifers as severely repressed psychiatric cases, Nazi-like oppressors, and the end of the world as we know it. They call pro-lifers name after name. But when one person uses a little Will Rogers humor, then, oh my, what a sadistic juvenile insulter of persons.

My complaint was that the joke took a wee bit too long to get to the punch line. But, you gotta admit, the punch line was a knock out line.

As they say in Britain where they don't use donkeys as symbols of power: Ten Marks for the Yank.

Anonymous said...

I would like to take this opportunity to respond to Anonymous, on behalf of the Archdiocese of D.C. guy:

Dear Anonymous:

Well, excuuuuuuuuuse me!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

By the way, did you ever notice that these Irish jokes always involve a Fr. O'Malley at Saint Brigid's?

It's always gotta be Saint Brigid's. Saint Brigid this and Saint Brigid that. Where is this St. Brigid's, anyway?

By the way, if memory serves correctly, the most common Irish name is Murphy.


Your Murphy's Lawman

Anonymous said...

Archdiocese of D.C. Guy:

This is Sergeant Thomas O'Malley of the Capital Hill comedy police. Step away from the Irish joke book now, won't cha.

I repeat:

Archdiocese of D.C. Guy, step away from the Irish joke book now, and keep yer hands in plain sight.


This is of course a true story. Is not the jackass the symbol of the Democrat Party? Is not Rep. Nancy Pelosi a jackass? Are they not related?

Anonymous said...

Nancy Pelosi a jackass? Is that all you got? She's more like the Daughter of Satan. All she needs is a hockey mask & chain saw and she's set.

Pelosi, Boxer, and Feinstein are triplets, by the way. Apparently they have no idea what the family reunion is going to be like.

Anonymous said...

Nancy Pelosi is simply a control freak who thinks that she is indispensably important. She just wants to boss people around. Guys who cow tow to her are either gutless wonders or sodomites wanting to stay out of the closet. The ones who don't object to her are the sex, drug, and rock & rollers who want to have their abortions after messing up having sex, drugs, and rock & roll.